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the glimmer to my clove
the kelly to my ashley
the joplin to my security




What is your favorite album?
All I Ever Wanted

What are your top 10 (official) songs?

  1. Whyyawannabringmedown
  2. Let Me Down
  3. Can I Have A Kiss?
  4. Behind These Hazel Eyes
  5. Be Still
  6. Don’t Let Me Stop You
  7. Honestly
  8. Just Missed the Train
  9. Maybe
  10. Long Shot

What are your top 10 leaked/unreleased songs?

  1. All I Know
  2. Get Away
  3. Anymore
  4. Empty Handed
  5. Naked Eye
  6. I Can’t Lose
  7. Wash, Rinse, Repeat
  8. Don’t
  9. Between the Lines
  10. Poison Candy

What is your stance on leaks?
I don’t condone hacking into Kelly’s email to steal her personal files, but once that happens I consider the material fair game.  I am an avid leak listener and I find no shame in that.  I respect others who make the decision not to listen to leaks because they prefer to keep the element of surprise, and will tag my posts with “leaks” and/or “spoilers.”

But, don’t you know that downloading leaks hurts Kelly’s album sales?
I have purchased multiple copies of each album and have paid 2x, sometimes 3x, over whatever I have ~taken in leaks.

It’s still wrong and you are such a bad fan.
Go fuck yourself.

What are some of your favorite live performances?

If you could hear Kelly sing one song what would it be?
“What’s Up” by 4 Non Blondes.

How many times have you seen Kelly live in concert?
13.

Have you met her?
Yes, once.  She told me to get on top.

What are your top 5 Kelly pictures?
See this post.

Who do you ship Kelly with?
Justin Guarini, Carrie Underwood, David Cook, Chris Daughtry, Jill Pickering, Cory Churko, her microphone, Diana DeGarmo, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Dean Winchester. I also ship Jill/Kate, Kate/Carrie, Jill/Cory, and Ashley Donovan/Jason Clarkson.

Why don’t you ship Kraham?
Please see this post.

Jelly or Clarkwood?
Jelly.

Jill or Kate?
Jill.

Can you recommend me some fanfic?
Before you continue any further in life, I suggest you read This.  It is a flawless work of Jelly fanfiction that will chop your heart up into tiny pieces, glue it back together, and then throw it on the ground and stomp all over it until you want to cry for a thousand years and then die.  But if that’s not your thing you can also check out this post for some fic and author recs!  Most of the fics mentioned can be found on the KCMB Spin-Off (must be verified by an admin to view r-rated fics), American Sweethearts (all aboard the time machine back to the year 2002), or at Kelly Fan Fics (a strange land where the sweet Clarkwood cuddles share breathing space with serial killer Kelly).